I make that all the time Fluff you you fluffin’ fluff shirt. I see all you Russian bots tryna convince Americans this is the way to go. Yes, I get it, we are fat and consume truckloads of candy and bacon wrapped treats. Not this though, this salad doesn’t have American made written on it. There’s a dark force behind this disaster. I’m not falling for the Oki doke. Quite possibly the vilest thing I have seen on the internet today. Those foods were each individually disrespected with this concoction. We made a salad on the Lower East Side, except instead of crisp lettuce and crunchy veggies, we used drugs.
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I mean if you hate yourself enough to make this Fluff you you fluffin’ fluff shirt, save the trouble and just eat mayonnaise. Heaping spoonfuls right out of the jar. This has to be a joke right? Yall can’t actually be serious calling this a dish. This travesty will get you banned from all gatherings and laughed at. You will be reduced to bringing the napkins from now on and limited to eating one plate. This isn’t a salad- stop using salad for sugar in a bowl salad is a mixture of cold vegetables, not cold candy and pudding.